Thursday, February 14, 2008

Dear human scum,

You humans disgust Me. The idea that I will soon be your King worries Me even more. Are you humans really the kind of creatures I would like to be crushing? Are you humans worthy of My rulership?

I have been told that becoming a leader is no easy task. But that it would be this hard was beyond My imagination. My disgust for you human scum is without limit.


Bow before Me,

Earthlord
Ruler of Planet Earth

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